Spanish Oddities
Spaniard scores penis goal in Germany
By h.b. - Nov 12, 2007 - 12:50 PM
email this articleGerman paper, 'Bild' puts the story on its front page today
German newspaper Bild claims today that a goal scored by Spanish origin player Mario Gómez in the Bundes-league yesterday was scored with his penis. ‘The first penis goal in the Bundes-league’ says the paper’s front page.
The goal opened the scoring for Vfb Stuttgart who went on to win against Bayern Munich. Perhaps a better description of the goal would be to say it was made with his crutch.
The player said, ‘I scored with a large part, and it hurt me a lot’.
It brought back memories of Diego Maradona’s ‘hand of god’ goal and also one from Gerd Müller who scored with his arse once, also in Germany.
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