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Spaniard scores penis goal in Germany
By h.b. - Nov 12, 2007 - 12:50 PM
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German paper, 'Bild' puts the story on its front page today
German newspaper Bild claims today that a goal scored by Spanish origin player Mario Gómez in the Bundes-league yesterday was scored with his penis. ‘The first penis goal in the Bundes-league’ says the paper’s front page.

The goal opened the scoring for Vfb Stuttgart who went on to win against Bayern Munich. Perhaps a better description of the goal would be to say it was made with his crutch.

The player said, ‘I scored with a large part, and it hurt me a lot’.

It brought back memories of Diego Maradona’s ‘hand of god’ goal and also one from Gerd Müller who scored with his arse once, also in Germany.


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